Me in one sentence:
A pop-culture conspiracy theorist, overly obsessed gamer, back-to-back Fantasy Football Champion, and warlock on the weekends.
Me in a few more:
I have a Pitch Win Rate of 50%, which may or may not be higher than my ranked games win rate.
I can tell you how to get from King’s Landing to Winterfell but still can’t drive to my Dad’s house without Google Maps.
I’ve yet to become a french fry despite being told if I eat any more of them I’d turn into one.
As a kid I had blonde hair and dreams of becoming the next Barney Stinson, until my hair turned brown and I became Ted Mosby.