Joey Chiarulli - Copywriter

Me in one sentence:

A pop-culture conspiracy theorist, overly obsessed gamer, back-to-back Fantasy Football Champion, and warlock on the weekends.

Me in a few more:

I personally led the Philadelphia Eagles to their second Super Bowl win by wearing the same jersey, hoodie, and hat combination for the playoffs.

I have a Pitch Win Rate of 50%, which may or may not be higher than my ranked games win rate.

I can tell you how to get from King’s Landing to Winterfell but still can’t drive to my Dad’s house without Google Maps.

I’ve yet to become a french fry despite being told if I eat any more of them I’d turn into one.